why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole


I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
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*lays blueprints on the table* ok so this is my plan for breaking into petsmart and taking the cat i saw today

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Whenever somebody refers to “tumblr” as some unified group in a negative way on here I’m automatically suspicious of what they say because 99% of the time “tumblr” is just a thinly-veiled codeword for “the marginalised people on tumblr I don’t like” and the person in…


john green becoming like the “hero” for the terminal/mental illness community is like macklemore being the “hero” for the gay community LMAO please


Wait, it’s activists making oppressed groups look bad? I thought it was entire industries, media organizations, politicians, and deeply entrenched social biases. My bad.


six selfies you say? sumatrastreet

and shush your mega cutie face 

tagging nataliegoodrnan, gulltown, lunoc (y’all can post however many selfies you choose)