alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
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kidouyuuto:

*lays blueprints on the table* ok so this is my plan for breaking into petsmart and taking the cat i saw today

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dothewordything:

Whenever somebody refers to “tumblr” as some unified group in a negative way on here I’m automatically suspicious of what they say because 99% of the time “tumblr” is just a thinly-veiled codeword for “the marginalised people on tumblr I don’t like” and the person in…

dicklover3000:

john green becoming like the “hero” for the terminal/mental illness community is like macklemore being the “hero” for the gay community LMAO please

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

Wait, it’s activists making oppressed groups look bad? I thought it was entire industries, media organizations, politicians, and deeply entrenched social biases. My bad.

ofcolourfulpens:

six selfies you say? sumatrastreet

and shush your mega cutie face 

tagging nataliegoodrnan, gulltown, lunoc (y’all can post however many selfies you choose)